Refrigerator Envy
The other day I went to Sears with my mother to look at refrigerators; her much-loved 20-year-old fridge is on its last breath and she is looking for a replacement. (I need a new fridge too, although I suspect my eventual selection will be more modest than hers!) We ran across the most amazing refrigerator you could possibly imagine. What are its features, you may ask? I have no idea. Keeps things cold, I suppose. No, what is so wonderful about this refrigerator is its surface finish. It's called "black pearl" and it is as reflective as a mirror. But not just any mirror, an amazing miracle mirror that makes you look at least 20 pounds thinner. Okay, 30. I looked like Katie Holmes! Except for my hair, of course. I was so entranced, I was like Narcissus looking into the pool. My mother almost had to drag me away. I wanted her to take a picture with her phone, but I didn't know if there would be enough light inside, and the salespeople were starting to look at me funny anyway. (I don't suppose I could have a black refrigerator in my yellow kitchen... hmmmm....)
Back on track
On a somewhat related topic, the Y reopened Tuesday after its annual week of closing. And since "summer vacation" is also over, I've recommitted to a more vigorous workout schedule in addition to my running. And yes, that includes Pilates boot camp (actually it's just Pilates, the "boot camp" is my opinion). I'm a little nervous because I'm afraid my abs have had quite a holiday. I'm sort of foreseeing myself lying on the floor in severe humiliation. Not to mention residual pain for days thereafter, which manifests itself in completely unexpected ways. (You wouldn't imagine that sore abs impact your ability to do pushups/plank, would you? Well, they do.)
And speaking of pushups, I went back to yoga on Tuesday for two separate classes, and there is a new morning instructor who was using several poses I have never heard of (or done) before. The crocodile pose? Well, this definition describes it as a resting pose which seems quite nice. But the instructor seemed to have us doing it as more of a chataranga position, which is much more difficult. Or maybe I just misunderstood and was making things hard for myself for no good reason. And we did a lot of plank repeats, and this crazy downward dog standing split pushup which I really thought she had made up, where you go into downward dog, lift one leg into a standing split, then lower the front of your body into a pushup and back up again. I exchanged a glance with the guy next to me which clearly said, "She has got to be kidding!" I did ten on each side but I don't think my arms bent hardly at all. Apparently it's supposed to look like this video—the middle part after the easy beginning before he gets to the insane "sideways kick" portion.
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I need a new garbage disposal. I wonder if they make those in black pearl finish also. When I'm putting things under the sink, I'd love to see that reflection looking good.
...'Cause everyone wants to look like Katie Holmes!
I hadn't heard of the Dean Karnazes diet before - I read his first book, but it was before I got serious about running so it was more reading for pleasure than reading for tips. My diet lately has been pretty similar - tons of veggies, no processed food, and lots of fish but very little meat. However, I still eat a lot of fruit. Maybe I should look to cut back there...
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